Barry Louis Polisar Lyrics

02 All I Want Is You If I was a flower growing wild and free All I'd…
A Bee Will Sting You A bee will sting you, sad but true....But also true…
A Clock Without a "C" A clock without a "c" becomes a lock And a shock…
A Sick Song I got snot, I got phlegm, I got a lot more…
All I Wa If I was a flower growing wild and free All I'd…
All I Want Is You If I was a flower growing wild and free All I'd…
All I Want Is You. If I was a flower growing wild and free All I'd…
All I Want You If I was a flower growing wild and free All I'd…
As You Sleep So Peacefully As you sleep so peacefully, So innocent and new I keep…
Aunt Anna Came to our House Aunt Anna came to our house to visit us again.…
Bad Boys: Housebuilding Nightmare Mike hit the window with the sledge; We all heard…
Bad Guys Broke Into Our Car In the middle of the city In the middle of the…
Barnyard Stomp Just like a rusty pick-up truck that's missing it's front…



But I Still Don't Like Asparagus As I get older I'm beginning to see Changes that are…
But I'm Just Thirteen Mom came home from the store last night With groceries…
But They'll Never Have a Baby as Nice as Me What can I do, there's a baby in the house Nibbling…
Callie Wallie Doodle All The Day Went to the pound, got me a dog; I won't…
Caterpillar I used to know a caterpillar Who would always try To eat…
Dad Says That I Look Like Him Dad says that I've got his nose, big and flat…
Diaper Rash Be careful it will get you if you don't watch…
Do This Do That Stop moving about, Sit up straight, Comb you hair, Now don′t…
Don Don't put your finger up your nose 'Cause your nose knows,…
Don't Eat the Food That is Sitting in Your Plate Don't eat the food that is sitting on your plate But…
Don't Leave me in the House Alone I'm still a kid, barely eight years old; Too young to…
Don't put yer finger up yer nose Don't put your finger up your nose 'Cause your nose knows,…
Don't Wake up the Baby or the Baby Will Get You Don't wake up the baby or the baby will get…
Donuts Tomatoes from the garden are a summer treat But it's a…
Doo-Doo is a Bad Word To be sung as a round: Doo-Doo is a bad word,…
Early Sunday Morning Early Sunday morning When my parents were asleep I snuck…
Ellen Grew a Beard Ellen grew a beard And as soon as it appeared,…
Elvin and the Witch A woman lived alone, not far from a town In a…
Everywhere You Go Everywhere you go, there's stuff to waste your money on TV…
First it Bit My Behind First it bit my behind Then nibbled on my ear I'd rather…
Five More Minutes Ever since this morning When you got out of bed You've wai…
Fred I eat baby chipmunks I eat lizards, birds and squirells So…
Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around If you're ever feeling down Go giggle tickle fiddle little …
He Eats Asparagus Why Can't You Be That Way Whenever I am naughty, whenever I am bad Whenever I do…
Homemade Band Stuck at home with nothing to do Nothing to do, nothing…
I If I was a flower growing wild and free All I'd…
I Can Do Anything I can do anything, anything I want to Anything I want…
I Can't Tie my Shoe I know this sounds funny but I'm afraid that it's…
I Didn't Mean To It seems whenever things go wrong, I'm the one who…
I Don't Believe You're Going to the Bathroom I see you with your hand held up It's the third…
I Don't Brush my Teeth and I Never Comb My Hair I don't brush my teeth; I never comb my hair I…
I Don't Wanna Go To School "I don't wanna go to school," Tom said to his…
I Eat Kids I always thought that cows looked prettier in a field Than…
I Forgot I meant to take a bath and clean the spot Where…
I Lost My Pants I lost my pants--has anybody seen them? I can't go anywhere…
I Love Your Eyes I love your eyes, I love your ears, I love your…
I Miss Grandma I miss Grandma ′cause Grandma isn't here I haven′t seen or…
I Need You Like A Donut Needs A Hole I Need You Like a donut needs a hole Like pianos…
I Sneaked into the Kitchen in the Middle of the Night I sneaked into the kitchen in the middle of the…
I Still Don't Like Asparagus As I get older I'm beginning to see Changes that are…
I Used to Have a Sister I used to have a sister, until just recently A sister…
I Wanna Be a Dog I wanna be a dog, wanna wag my tail, Chase cars…
I Wanna Be Your Baby I wanna be your baby, sing me a lullaby, Stroke my…
I'd Be Me I wouldn't wanna be a movie star and get mobbed…
I'm a 3-Toed Triple eyed Double-Jointed Dinosaur I′m a three-toed, triple-eyed, double-jointed dinosaur With …
I'm a Slug I love broccoli, I love Swiss chard I love all…
I'm Bored I'm bored, its true I don't have anything to do Mom says…
I'm Late You know I'm only late because I missed the school…
I've Got a Dog and My Dog's Name is Cat I've got a dog and my dog's name is Cat, Bet…
I've Got a Little Sister Well I pushed my baby brother off the backyard swing Then…
If You've Have a Kid Who Complains All the Time If you have a kid who complains all the time Hollers…
Inequality Makes the World Go Round Some have a little, some have a lot Some are happy,…
It All Comes Back to Me The back yards connected to the side yard The side yards…
It's My Mother and my Father and My Sister and the Dog It's my mother and my father And my sister and…
Lucky to be Alive You can fall out of your window You can fall out…
Lullaby for a Crying Baby Go to sleep my little baby, Grab your blanket and…
Marvin Doesn't Like the New Baby Marvin doesn't like the new baby, the baby doesn't like…
Me & You Me and you singing on the train, Me and you listening…
Mom Said No I Said Why? Mom said, "no," I said, "why?" She told me not to…
My Brother Thinks He's a Banana My brother thinks he's a banana But my mother won't ever…
My Brother Threw Up On My Stuffed Toy Bunny My brother threw up on my stuffed toy bunny, You better…
My Dentist is an Awfully Nice Man My Dentist is an awfully nice Man He fills my teeth…
My Friend Jake I had a friend named Jake, he was a happy…
My Mother Ran Away Today My mother ran away today She walked right out the door, Pa…
My Name is Hiram Lipshlitz My name is Hiram Lipshlitz And my problem's pretty clear…
Never Cook Your Sister in a Frying Pan Never cook your sister in a frying pan Or boil her…
Not So Good at Baseball Whenever we play baseball, I always try to hide I'm…
Nothing What did you do in school today? "Nothing ! Nothing !" Did…
Oh No I Like My Sister Oh No, I like my sister. Oh No! guess you can…
One Big Happy Family Well I pushed my baby brother off the backyard swing Then…
One Day My Best Friend Barbara Turned into a Frog One day my best friend Barbara turned into a frog A…
Our Dog Bernard Our dog Bernard lived in the back yard 'Til one…
Poor Orville Thlapp Now Orville Thlapp was a modest chap, With a distintictve s…
Potty Training Once a jolly mom and dad camped beside their baby…
Reptile World Thanks for the invitation To come to your house at nine. I…
Shut up in the Library Shut up in the library, she don't care what you…
Siamese Twins Siamese twins, they're okay Speak in stereo, have more to s…
Stanley Stole My Shoelace and Rubbed it in His Armpit Stanley stole my shoelace and rubbed it in his armpit…
That's What Makes the World Go 'Round Some have a little, some have a lot Some are happy,…
The "I Eat Kids" Klezmer Polka I always thought that cows looked prettier in a field Than…
The Alfabet Song A is for armpit, acne and alchemy, Au naturel and alcohol,…
The Apple of my Eye Once when I was all alone on a mountain by…
The Bumblebee Song Have you ever thought to consider What it might be like…
The Caterpillar I used to know a caterpillar Who would always try To eat…
The Chameleon A chameleon changes colors When it wishes to, From brown t…
The Crab And then there's the crab, Who complains bitterly About ho…
The Craster The craster, fast, though not faster Than the brash and ras…
The Dinosaur Song I've seen some mean and scary ordinary dinosaurs Beware of …
The Dog Barked The man woke up. Something was wrong. He fell out…
The I Never Did Like You Anyhow Stomp I never did like you anyhow You think like a…
The Skatter Brak Flath who Lives in my Bath I think I'm pretty lucky, I'm sure you'll agree, 'Cause in…
The Town of Round Back in the days when the world was flat Before Columbus…
The Warning Ogden warned against the panther, Hillaire and even Uncle S…
The Witch A woman lived alone, not far from a town In a…
There's No Substitute for a Cat There's no Substitute for a cat Round and soft and often…
These are Not my Children They think it is so funny when they flatten my…
Thump Thump Thump I was all alone, thump, thump, thump Sitting at home, thump…
Tomorrow My Daddy said, "Wash your face, Wash your face, Wash your…
Tyrannosaurus Nix You've heard about some dinosaurs who devour girls and boys…
Underwear Underwear is everywhere but mostly underneath. Usually you …
Water Water started long ago, Water started long ago, Water star…
We Don't Have to Share Debbie got the radio. I got the airplane. She got the…
Wet Again Wet again, Wet again Looks like I'm wet again Wet again,…
What Are We Gonna Do About the Baby? Oh No, what are we gonna do? What are we gonna…
What Do We Do with a Crying Baby? What do we do with a crying baby? Crying baby, crying…
What if a Zebra Had Spots? What if a zebra had spots? Do you think he would…
When Suzie Sneezed A friend of mine came by last night Said, "Come on…
When the House is Dark and Quiet Late at night when Mommy and Daddy have gone out, Me…
Why do I Love You You stay up late, make my back sore, You always scream…
With a Giggle and a Hug and a Tickle and a Kiss I never thought I'd fall again least not like this, With…
You're As Sweet As Sugar On a Stick You're as sweet as sugar on a stick, Licorice on a…